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shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

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oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

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jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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